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Joke... or is it? :P This makes much more sense.....

Post  angels on 10/10/2008, 7:38 pm

Eve's side of the story.
>
>
> After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
>
> "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
>
> "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied.
> "The sunrises and sunsets are
> breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I
> have just one problem.
>
> It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other
> two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them
> on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain,"
> reported Eve.
>
> And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body
> came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.........she felt
> that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically
> balanced".
>
> "That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this,
> you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
> only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up
> right away."
>
> And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
> bushes.
>
> Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
> Eden.
>
> "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
>
> "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all
> the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her
> bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
>
> God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
> could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will
> immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see..........where
> did I put the useless boob?"
>
> Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib? lol!
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Re: Joke... or is it? :P This makes much more sense.....

Post  lovebaby89 on 11/9/2009, 3:28 am

Oh no
This is not fair
Gender discrimination Evil or Very Mad
you should not make fun of men like this Evil or Very Mad

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